The Human Centipede 2

That seems to be the worst movie you've reviewed so far. Honestly, how can someone think up an idea for a movie like that? Also, good review as always.

I hate this movie almost as much as Serbian Film, in fact I hate every single one of these movies that seem to think that shock value is more important than story or lkeable characters. Great review though, I honestly put my hand in front of my eyes during the baby squash scene. x)Hopefully the next movie you Review will be fun and cheesy again! ^.^

Rod is still the best salesman ever.

Funny review of a really stupid movie.  The summary of the movie in your end credits is pretty much all anyone needs to know about The Human Centipede 2.  The first one is not as horrible as one might think, but this sequel look like a . . . real piece of shit.

I have to put my hands up and admit the first Human Centipede is a guilty pleasure of mine. Mostly for the WTF-ness about it. When this movie came out, I almost saw it. Then before I could, it was out of theaters. Yeah, watching this review kinda makes me glad I missed it. Phelous, you're my favorite reviewer on TGWTG because you were brave enough to sit through this!!

Jeez, I didn't realize there were so many blowjobs in horror movies, enough for a running gag. No wonder they're "stupid surprised". Since I watch reviews for the reviews, any laughs had's like extra to the review SANDwich but they never disappoint. Basically, aaaaaall I'm saying is +1 to the "only TGWTG reviewer I follow weekly" thing-a-ma-jig because it's still just that good. :V

More and more it appears as if Lupa and you have the same comedy style.

Yea...I just don't get this movie. Maybe directors giving what the audience want isn't such a great idea..

Just wanted to say that I discovered you a week ago, and have been tearing through your archives and enjoying every minute of it.

Then my mind was blown when I realized that you ACTUALLY were fish in spaceship! And within minutes of getting my mind unboggled, the space channel was playing Pulse 2! Love your stuff, always fun to watch. Which is something I never thought I`d say about any Human Centipede movie.

Love the show, love the site, love that you subsequently got me into Sad Panda and Obscurus Lupa. Thanks for everything eh!

Great Review as Always!  Also question. Is there a full version of Oh Phelous 2011? I would love to hear it if there is!

I don't get why The Human Centipede got a sequel. That was such a boring movie, only the professor had his moments thanks to his AMAZING acting.And I might be wrong here, but I THINK the director of this movie has a thing for shit. I don't know how or why I came to that conclusion though. This movie is just all kinds of wrong. And seriously, why did that woman crush her baby's head? Has she gone crazy because of what she went through? Is she just a sadist? Was she that desperate to get away? Did the director just want some more unnecessary gore? Will these questions ever be answered?

Hey, nice tie.

aloooooot of respect to you for doing this one, Phelan, must have been hell.
that main character though (Laurence R. Harvey is his name?), I could see him playing Oswald Cobblepot O_O

I didn't even look at the screen this time. Just listened to it.

Phelous, you're beginning to pick up some of Lupa's mannerisms. Pretty soon, the two of you will be indistinguishable from one another...joined together...ass to mouth? That was a stretch, but worth it: I am now a terrible person.

i've seen this movie last week, dunno how i survive. there should be a movie police, or something like that.
also, is it just me or the music credits are missing since a pair of vidéos?

who the hell thought of this its like the director was drunk as hell and had this idea to say WHAT IF SOMEONE WAS SERRIOUS ABOUT THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE AND ACTUALLY TOOK PEOPLE AND MADE THEM ASS TO MOUTH (drunk buddies) HELL YEA!!!!! also who agreed to be in this didnt ANYONE say dude this is stupid why are you doing this? well by the looks of it the director payed the actors more then the setting of the movie so they cant tell him this is BS.......

Seriously, you just saved me! I had a group of people trying to convince me to go see this. I thought, "Let's check with Phelous before I waste what will surely seem to be precious minutes when I near the end of my life." Glad I did. I cannot believe this was THIS bad.

"Someone Made a Chris-Chan Movie!"

Then this switched to:

"Fuck me, it's Hostel all over again."

And then I was sad.