Wrong Turn 3: Left 4 Dead

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Excellent Review Phelan!

Awesome review as always, you're now officially my favorite contributor on tgwtg!

And I just loved the part with the animals having standards xD

Keep 'em coming Phelan!

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phelous

it's funny when i first found phelan  it was through mortal komedy
i had no idea he reviewed movies, he is probably the only reason i like reviews so much
the first review i remember watching was skinned deepstill got that great routine thoughkeep it up phelan !!!! Laughing out loud:D:D

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I watched this with you!

I watched this with you! Remember? Remember that?

Eeeeeeeeh.

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I DO REMEMBER THAT!!! It was
I DO REMEMBER THAT!!! It was the best part of watching that movie!
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Phelous! Why is Lupa's

Phelous! Why is Lupa's ranking "Eli Roth"? Give her a special status for the site! What's wrong with you?

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Eeeesh

That was... really bad. At least it couldn't possibly garner enough interest to get another sequel after this one. I mean, what would they do now that the main villain (maybe) is dead? An origins story? Pffft. That would suck.

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Wouldn't the origin story

Wouldn't the origin story just be the old man banging his sister or something? Wrong Turn: Origins: The Most Awkward Porno in Years.

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Wrong turn 4

Nice review, out of all them 2 seems the most entertaining.
Any way are you going to review the 4th film

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green shirt

when the guy in the green shirt gets sliced in three, I though you were going to show the Skinned Deep clip

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now now, you two better stop

now now, you two better stop watching inbred comedies together lol
but yeah, those guys could teach rambo a thing or two Stare

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Hi Phelous.  I finally

Hi Phelous.  I finally decided to sign up so I can post comments on your videos.  Because who's gonna wait for them to be on TGWTG?  ;) Anyway, the review was good and this movie looks hilarious and bad.  These Wrong Turn movies are like someone saw that X-Files episode called Home and Texas Chainsaw Massacre and decided to make a new movie series.   Mutant inbred hillbillies are known to be quite strong.  The ones at Point Lookout in Fallout 3 are more difficult to kill than other enemies in the game. 

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It might be just me, or

It might be just me, or blip's glitching or something, but the picture was very jumpy. I noticed it around the terrible greenscreen scene, and it continued through to the end. The sound wasn't affected, just the picture.

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All of  those plot twists

All of  those plot twists were nicely wrapped up in the end lol.

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Was that Mac Mcdonald as the

Was that Mac Mcdonald as the Warden? Noooo... he's so much better then this movie. This is as bad Craig Charles showing up in Lexx only to get anally raped by a carrot monster.

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Oh my god, Phelous died at

Oh my god, Phelous died at the end!

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Or did I? Watch after the
Or did I? Watch after the credits.
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Animals have standards

The scariest part of the whole review is probably Phelous saying "ladidaaa". Oh man, that voice... And I wish I was inbred, then I would have super powers and be able to aim.

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There was so much energy in

There was so much energy in this review. People say that Phelous has sort of a monotone delivery, and that might have been close to the truth in some of his earlier reviews, but over the years the man has honed his voice into a devastating weapon of sarcasm. He's never "manic" in his delivery, but there's just so much energy and humor in what he says that it's easy to miss some of the jokes the first time around. This...got a bit rambling, but I think whatever point I was trying to make comes across. You're awesome, Phelan!  Also, I miss the Fish in a Spaceship. Would you consider doing it again (if the Guinans asked you)?

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Eskimo Bob isn't really made
Eskimo Bob isn't really made regularly any more but if they make one and want the fish he'll be there. They know this lol
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Greetings from nowhere

Hi Phelous  Excuse me if my comment will contain grammar errors, english is not my mother-language.   I just never registered in a page like this before, never felt the need, but now I want to say something.   Every single review, that was made by you, entertained the hell out of me. I simply love your style of reviewing, love horror movies, and I find your gags absolutely friggin hilarious. I saw all of your videos at least twice, and (not counting the Angry Video Game Nerd, who is in a somewhat different genre I guess), you are the only "internet-celebrity" (I dont know a better word for it but this sounds lame...oh well...) I follow. You two are the best, most entertaining in my opinion. I occasionally check other videos on the TGWTG website if I have time, but you are the only reviewer I am actually waiting for to post a new video, and I am always sure, no matter how much time I will have, I will watch your new stuff as soon as I can. You posted this vid on Saturday but I saved it for now (11 pm here), because after the first workday of the week this was the perfect way to have a laugh and leave the "monday-depression" behind.    I am not really that much of an expert, I dont really know what "meta" or all the other stuff they say is, but one thing I know, you are funny and original, even after more than 100 episodes I still think your quality did not drop one bit. I hope this wasnt a problem, that I wrote this here, because its not really related to this particular review, but I felt I want to say this, for what it worth (even if its not much).   Keep up the good work, and thanks for the many occasions, when your "show" made me feel my life is 5% happier Laughing out loud   Greetings from Hungary (aka nowhere...)

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Thank you so much! It IS
Thank you so much! It IS really nice to hear that.
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AHHHHH!!

AHHHHH!! Ending stinger with Phelous's face reflected in the knife! IT MEANS SOMETHING!!! Maybe...

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that means theres a 4th

that means theres a 4th one... don't ask. i know. i've seen all of them and i admire phelous more for that, i don't know how his mind can afford that much sillyness.

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tell me your reviewing wrong turn 4

or I at least recommend it for a viewing its supposedly a prequal to the wrong turn series that throws any sort of continuity out of the window again and has the inbreds from the first wrong turn as mental patients.

The ending is priceless and almost makes the movie worth watching just for the laughs at the end lol its so bad so very very bad *wont spoil it*

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Suprise twist ending

But I already hit the back button on my browser.  Oh well I'll just assume you were cut into three pieces by some bad cgi.

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That ghost in the title cards...

I just noticed its been around since at least Amityville Horror, is it supposed to be the ghost that was haunting them, a little easter egg, or did I miss something important?

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Does somebody know the music

Does somebody know the music from ~6:00-6:12?

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I know what music it is, BUT

I know what music it is, BUT I'M NOT TELLING IT.

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WHY?

WHY?

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Because your face is dumb!

Because your face is dumb! ZING!