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Hostel Part III
"But was g--"
"NO."
"But..!!""NO." Phelous, keep the awesome flowing. :3
Hilarious Review Phelous. Your Hostel reviews are probably my favorite reviews ever. Also, can't wait to see where that GIF bird leads you
Birdemc 2...........
Its coming out this summer.............
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Lol I just watched your reviews for the first two movies and for some reason i'm just noticing this one. Cool! All I can say is I still miss Party Cop. He should be the hero of an Eli Roth film.
WHY U NO POST COMMENT INSTEAD OF REPLY?
Great review, Phelous!
Can't wait 'til Birdemic 2! I hope it will be as romantic as the first one!
Unfortunitly unlike most people watching this I already knew there was a Hostel 3 because Brad Jones (the cinema snob) reviewed it about a week ago. I wish I could have come into this going WHAT Hostel 3?????? FFFFFFUUUUUU but unfortunitly no. Anywho great video as always Phelous
Brad Jones never reviewed Hostel III. Ive seen ALL of his videos, he doesnt review newer movies. Almost everything he does is 70's-80's mockbuster, porn, or torture porn.
He made a Vlog about it. Same difference. He's still giving his opinions in public for the purpose of helping peopl decide wether or not they should watch it, so I guess that still counts as a review.
Uhm, he reviews every single movie that comes to theaters. His Hostel III Review is still on the main page of his website, right underneath his "Anthropophagus" review. He only reviews old stuff while he's in-character.
Great video, as always Phelous. Thanks to Brad, I too was aware these was a third Hostel (Though frankly, I didn't expect it considering how poorly the second one was recieved...), but it was nice to see you tackle this one in your own way.
Pish, it's not like you Astartes fellas know anything anyways.
Hm, that review was very short compared to the average length of your videos... I'm starting to suspect you don't enjoy these movies very much.
One might even say.... ...That he doesn't like these movies, and they don't seem too friendly.
Star Trek - Amok Time fight music makes any fight 25x better.
I can't imagine that a slasher movie would set up all of their dumbass characters with sex and partying, that's a totally new formula! Good review as always.
This review was totally gay
Oooh FACED!
Scratch-moded...
...But when I watched Hostel Part III, I really missed Eli Roth. There wasn't any really gorey bits. I'm not saying he's an amazing writer or director, but even with the stupid plots, the asshole characters, at least when Eli Roth is involved, there's always good gore to go with it. This one felt like a PG-13 slasher film. Just swearing and tit shots.
Hey Phelous im a longtime fan of yours and was wondering what software you use to rip your movies?
I warned you Phelous on the 'A Serbian Film' review comments that there were gonna go through with this mess. I WARNED YOU ALLLLL!!!...Oh well, all i can say good about this film is 'ooooh vegas!', since that WAS the only interesting thing to their brand spanking "new" story. Besides recycling the partying douchebags/torture porn concept...AGAIN.
What song is that during the showdown between Groom Douche and Best Man Douche?
Birrrrrrrr...demic? Wha?
I did not expect this. I love all of your hostel reviews Phelous! I didn't know there was a Hostel 3. At least Roth wasn't involved