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PHELOUS YOU BASTARD HOW DARE YOU OFFEND ME WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS!!!1!!!!!! You have made a powerful enemy this day!
I AM CONFUZZELED
That's what you get for being a skeleton.
Better?
Its not better 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!??????
Laughing skeletons and anime chicks will never understand the true meaning of Christmas.
Such a sad truth D:
Thats one hell of an epic christmas. BUT NOTHING BEATS CARROT DICK RAPE IN A TUB WITH A COTTON SNOW MAN. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING.
^Thank you for that.
You know, I really do think the main reason I watch Phelous is the Resident Evil references 
...and the unending sarcasm.
How did this get a squeal? Ugh! I mean seriously I lose faith humanity sometimes when they make squeals to movies like this and stuff jersey shore.Anyway Merry Chrismtas everyone!
I gotta poop *QUE MUSIC!*
Can't wait for the Jack Frost 3 rev-
Oh, wait, there was no Jack Frost 3.
Which is a shame because I really wanted a Jack Frost movie about the two snowmen from the box covers! http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T3lzrzH2fMo/SVG84rclSTI/AAAAAAAADcE/66D0kYGznv... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fHVtZ56-Okk/TFnNAHZorhI/AAAAAAAACgY/HVA3J1Jn6x...
There won't be snow in Canada this Christmastime.The greatest gift they'll get this year is...um...recycled Mortal Komedy clips.
IT'S THE SHIRT FROM THE STREAM.
These movies are like hearing that a person, born deaf, is going to sing on American Idol. Your first thought is 'Err..ok. Well, bless them for trying!' Then, with the first line of the song, you start crying for a death that will not come. Each line more torturous than the last, untill you are left curing the uncaring gods that such a thing oculd happen. In other words, if you are filming a crappy movie, and stop to think 'Does this really suck? Yeah..' THEN STOP FILMING! Though we should be thankful; If not for crappy flics like this, Phelous would not do this. Now excuse me, I want to write Jack Frost: It's Snow Fun On The Hellidays.
WHAT the hell man why would this get a sequal im guessing someone must have been HIGH OFF THEIR MINDS and went like dude remember how GREAT jack frost was?? lets do ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!......
I liked this movie better than the 1st! Because it's just soooo STUPID it's funny! Come on half the things wrong with it are the kind of things we willingly except in comic books! Jack Frost here is basically an evil mixture of Iceman from X-Men, Mr. Freeze, the Joker, and Storm! I'm still surprised no mention of the fact the lead actor died will skiing! You know snow related and all!
Not really it like talking about the Crow and not mentioning Brandon Lee or All Dogs go to Heaven and not the little girl who voiced the little girl. It's just how things are... most the time!
I used to be original, But then I started using the "Arrow in the knee" Meme
As horrible as this movie is, I still think the anvil bit was funny.
Anvils are always funny. I tell you, you drop an anvil on someone's head and you've got comedy gold, mister.
Phelous, you are hands down the best "horror" movie reviewer on the net! keep up the good work!
Lol. Merry Christmas, Phelous. U R awesome!
Phelous vs. Captain Fun: WHO WILL WIN?!?! ...Most likely Phelous.