    
Shang Tsung has a new plan to take over
earth realm, and its.... SHAMPOO?
However, Tsung has to watch out for Earthrealm's protectors, if they aren't too busy
being idiots...
Episode 1
- Pilot
Sub Zero wakes up and tries to have a nice
breakfast. His breakfast is ruined by Scorpion and a commercial for Shang Tsung's
Shampoo. Meanwhile, Johnny Cage gets fired from his new movie "The Death of Johnny
Cage" when he decides Johnny Cage should not die in it.
Rayden, hearing of Shang Tsung's Plans to take
over Earthrealm looks for help in the wrong source, Liu Kang, who does nothing but
annoy Rayden until he decides to leave.
Sub-Zero, now hopelessly late for his meeting
at the Lin Kuei, meets with Johnny Cage and decides to go for a ride with him. However,
Cage has no intentions of going to the Lin Kuei. He decides to go to Liu Kang's to
pull a prank.
Tsung, worried about Eathrealm's warriors,
decides to go to the pit to enlist Reptile to take care of Johnny Cage and Sub-Zero.
Much to his dismay, Tsung also finds out Baraka has a cooking show. Kitana now arrives
at Liu Kang's to warn everyone of Tsung's plot but, no one really listens.
Cage and Sub-Zero walk into
Reptile's trap...
Episode 2 - The Big Kahn
Rayden appears and informs Johnny
Cage and Sub-Zero that they must go to outworld to defeat Shang Tsung. Rayden
is acting rather strange when he informs them of this.
Liu Kang meets up with another Lin Kuei warrior,
Smoke, and they make their own plan to go into outworld to defeat Tsung. The plan
will obviously work because they are acting awesome.
Before Cage and Sub-Zero are able to get to Outworld
they recieve a strange visit from the spectre, Scorpion. However, Sub-Zero defeats
Scorpion before he can really decide why he came and they soon depart. However,
upon arriving in Outworld they are greeted once again by the Shirai Ryu's undead assassin...
Episode 3 - Smoke Can be Hazardous to your Health
Sub-Zero and Johnny Cage continue on their
quest into outworld where they are confronted by Rayden. Rayden informs them that
they are walking into a trap set by Reptile. They manage to get back to earthrealm
and learn of the Outworld tournament. However, events become shocking - and surprisingly
enough not because of Rayden! Smoke has done something that will change the balance
of power in the tournament.
The Mortal Komedy Holiday Special
Johnny Cage is determined to get Sub-Zero
into the Christmas spirit. However, it will take more than just Cage to help melt
that heart of ice. They go over to Liu Kang's to help spread the Christmas cheer.
Kang loves the Christmas season, even though he has no friends. Despite their best
efforts, Sub-Zero is even more bitter than before .
Meanwhile, the ghost of Christmas past pays
a visit to Shang Tsung and meets an untimely "end". Rayden, who works as the lesser
god of Christmas present for the holidays, then visits Sub-Zero to try to show him
the Christmas spirit. However, all he manages to show him is Shao Kahn acting like
the Grinch.
After meeting the ghost of Christmas future,
Cage and Rayden then present Sub-Zero with a very "toasty" gift that finally melts
Sub-Zero's cold heart and puts him in the hospital. In a last desperate attempt, Liu
Kang, Johnny Cage, Rayden and Sub-Zero go carolling at Shang Tsung's. When a holiday
miracle occurs involving Liu Kang, Sub-Zero finally gets the Christmas spirit.
Memories of a not so Distant Past (April Fools fake Episode 4)
During the tournament's Spring Break, Shang Tsung
has Liu Kang killed. More importantly, Rayden has blown himself up, and has returned!
He now wears a stylish black suit and his eyes glow a warm red, but he seems to be
intent on killing everyone. For some reason, Cage and Sub-Zero seem to care very little
about any of this...
They then sit around remembering things that
didn't involve them at all and later decide that they should be remembering things
that do involve them. They then reminisce about the 80's, the 70's and even the 60's.
None of this makes any sense, since they would have to be really old for any of this
to be real.
After getting bored of flashbacks, they decide
to go fight Quan Chi, but decide against it because it's too cold out!
Episode 4 - The Tournament Down and Starts
With the tournament about to start, the kombatants
are all preparing in their own way. Sub-Zero belives it is good to be well rested,
while Liu Kang prefers to stuff himself with protein powder. Menawhile, Jax has created
a protoype for his bionic arms and attempts a resuce of Sonya, which is unsuccessful.
Sub-Zero is visited by an old friend from the Lin
Kuei, Cyrax, who offers to help train him... or just sit around and read Garfield.
Later, Cage and Sub-Zero start the drive to Outworld, seeing an old friend on the
way. Shang Tsung summons Baraka and Reptile to outline his new plan, but not before
Reptile raises some questions about his sexuality.
Meanwhile, Baraka forms his own Clue board game
style plan to dissuade Liu Kang from entering the tournament. However, Liu Kang and
Kung Lao both head for the tournament together. A cop named Stryker who thinks he's
pretty "Johnny Cage" tries to stop Sub-Zero and Cage from entering the Outworld portal.
Luckily, Kitana shows up and uses some power no one knew she had. The tournament ensues
when Sub-Zero Down and Starts to fight Smoke, but this is just the beginning...
Mortal Komedy - Time Travel Special
Rayden hatches a new plan to stop Shang Tsung:
Time Travel. However he has no idea how to do it right, so he takes Sub-Zero to some
random time periods hoping to stop Shang Tsung before he even begins. However, stopping
Shang Tsung isn't likely to happen with the mishaps of this time travel adventure.
Episode 5 - A Noob Challenger
Awaits
Cage's first match in the tournament takes place,
can he somehow manage to survive? Jax and Sub-Zero meet up with this "Noob" Challenger
only to be confused. We finally find out what kept Rayden from showing up to help
at the opening match in the Tournament. Liu Kang's first match in the tournament takes
place and he must face some one from his not so distant past. Rayden and Kitana come
to a huge disagreement over a key issue... or not so much. Shao Kahn gives his orders
to Smoke and Reptile, however, Smoke seems to be acting strangely. He attacks Sub-Zero
only to be interrupted by Scorpion. Sub-Zero and Scorpion face eachother for the first
time, for the last time, until it happens again.
Episode 6 - A Fatal
Ermac
Sub-Zero gets home from Outworld only to be sent
back by Rayden because he forgot something... Johnny Cage. Cage, who has been living
in the Outworld forest for a little bit, now is losing it when he meets Nightwolf, who
says he'll help him find his inner Animality. When Sub-Zero finds Cage so does Damashi
who claims to be an emissary of the elder gods. However, Sub-Zero isn't interested so Damiashi goes and bugs Liu
Kang and Kung Lao, who just lost his first match in the tournament to Reptile.
Upon getting back to his apartmen,t Sub-Zero finds Smoke and Scorpion there messing
themselves up. The glitched Scorpion suddenly loses it and blows up to reveal the red
ninja, Ermac.
The Mortal Komedy Holiday Special 2
OH NO! Santa has been kidnapped and it's up to the
Earthrelm warriors to save him. Except for Liu Kang who seems a big sluggish around
the HOLIDAYS, much to the surprise of some. Shao Kahn comes up with the brilliant
plan to steal all the presents and leave the boxes empty. Apparently he really
needs Shang Tsung around to make plans. Lucky for him, Reptile and Jade save the day
by coming up with an evil plan for him. Rayden comes to bake gingerbread houses
at Sub-Zero's apartment, and also informs them of Santa's kidnapping. Much will stand in our heroe's paths to saving Santa. Evil snow men,
evidence destroying snow plows, Jax not being home, Smoke smoking, Johnny Cage getting
fired again and Darth Vader.
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