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Octopus

Octopus is a movie that is about a terrorist being transported on a nuclear submarine. With a giant mutant octopus from toxic waste cameo. Click here to view

Allison & Phelan Eat While Julien & Andrew Watch

Allison & Phelan try some good things like japanese KitKats and Pitch Black but then oyster omelet chips. Then they create hate soda. Click here to view

Julie & Jack

Obscurus Lupa & Phelous take a look at Birdemic creator, James Nguyen's 1st movie about perfect virtual realities and internet ghosts. Click here to view

Nostalgia Critic - Child's Play Commentary

Doug and Phelan discuss how they plan to make a new series called Doug and the Pencil Sharpener while their crossover plays in the background. Click here to view

Hostel Part III

Hostel 3 really changes up the Hostel plot and was a complete and wonderful surprise. Phelous loves it about as much as writing about himself in the 3rd person. Click here to view

Funny Games - Video Commentary

Phelan and Allison do a video commentary the 3rd Phelous video with that dear sistery thing in it and stuff. Click here to view

Mac and Me - Video Commentary

Phelan and Allison do a video commentary on the 1st episode of the Phelous... uhhh whatever show. Click here to view

Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins

The Journey begins and ENDS here with Mortal Kombat: The awful animation begins! Click here to view

Jack Frost 2

What happens when you add Hot Chocolate to Anti Freeze? A new and improved snowman killer who's only weakness is bananas. Click here to view

Jack Frost

Jack Frost's parents named him in hopes he'd become a snowman one day. Unfortunately, he just became a lame jokster in a foam suit. Click here to view

Disney's Satan Claus

Yes there is a SATAN CLAUS! Maybe... if you can see him. Merry Christmas HAHAHAHA GET IT!? It's a joke somehow. Click here to view

Shredder

Aladdin and his friends go ski boarding but The Shredder is there to kill them for breaking the ski hill rules! Or something... Click here to view

The Human Centipede 2

Blood and poop in black and white... and that's pretty much it. Click here to view

Wrong Turn 4: Hostel

The new origins of the Wrong Turners and guess what? It's torture on screen and off! But at least this review has some amazing singing! Click here to view

Wrong Turn 3: Left 4 Dead

Three Finger is the big star of the 3rd Wrong Turn as he tries to kill a million sub plots. Click here to view

Wrong Turn 2

Stuck in the woods with inbred cannibals and a reality show, which is worse? Click here to view

Wrong Turn

Oh no super powered inbred cannibals! Our heroes must blend into the background or bore them to death to survive! Click here to view

Halloween: Resurrection

The night HE regretted coming home! Click here to view

CROSSOVER - Animated Anarchy – Evil Toons

Submitted by Phelous on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 08:02

Andy McTitleCardist gets roped into a crossover of Evil Toons with Phelous... Or did HE rope Phelous into it. I dunno a cartoon cameos as the only cartoon in this movie that is supposedly about TOONS.

OLP: Subspecies

Submitted by Phelous on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 16:01

Subspecies with cameos from Angus Scrim and... the Subspecies. It's really The Radu Show as he gets wasted on push pops while McScarfington tries to impress a character who will really go places... Michelle. And good thing Radu is dead forever and wont have to deal with those mommy issues anymore...

Hamlet the Vampire Slayer

Submitted by Phelous on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 04:16

Lupa shows Kyle his new favorite telling of Hamlet because it's got poo fart jokes in it. Die mother fucker die mother fucker die! AAAAHHHHHH HE SAID IT!!!


So Remember It: Bloody Marganars

Submitted by Phelous on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 22:34

Julien Magnet (who loves reviews) gets his best friends together to review one of his favorite french movies on a bed. Jon yelling ensues. Also Lupa, Phelous and a bathtubing Welshy are it in. With special surprise F MINUS!
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